Fluffy Scrambled Eggs Recipe = AMAZING

So for the past couple of days I've been trying to make the best, fluffiest scrambled eggs ever. My scrambled eggs usually come out flat, and not so fluffy/light, but once I came across this recipe and added my own things into it - I couldn't believe it. This recipe is super simple so I had to keep it for myself, and makes fluffy amazing scrambled eggs.

Ingredients:
Eggs
Milk
Salt
Butter
(Nothing else! :D)

Materials:
A bowl
Fork
Teaspoon

Directions
1. Crack two eggs in a bowl.
2. Add two tsp of milk to the eggs.
3. Whisk with a fork. DON'T OVER BEAT. Just mix the yolk and white together.
4. Add butter to pan on LOW HEAT.
5. Move melting butter around pan to form a buttery film over the bottom of pan.
6. Once butter is completely melted, add in egg mix.
7. Let the bottom of the eggs set.
8. After bottom of eggs set, take your spatula and pull edges to the middle of the pan. Let the liquidy egg ooze to the edge. Keep piling up the edges of the egg to the middle.
9. Once the eggs are in the middle, flip them. IN ONE PIECE. DON'T BREAK THEM UP TO BITS. REALLY.
10. Let other side cook for about 5 seconds and turn the heat off.

The key to the best eggs is to make sure they are just SLIGHTLY wet. Not super wet or anything, but slightly.

Add salt to taste once the eggs are on your plate. And BAM! Best eggs ever. I'm gonna go make some now.

Over the top conceited people

Usually I don't have a problem with a little arrogance. After all, everyone has at one point in their life felt strongly about their appearance. I mean, one day in your life, you've probably said: "Wow I look sooo pretty"/"Wow, I look hot" (for the dudes.)

If you say you haven't you're a liar. Even in your head it counts.

So we're all pretty guilty of loving ourselves, right? Nothing wrong with that, huh? But what really irks me, is that attractive people (or even not so attractive...) sit there and talk about how so hot they are, everyday, all day. Not pointing fingers here, but that's what I've come across.

No I am not JEALOUS. Lol. I just get this pissy feeling when someone who is OBVIOUSLY pretty or ugly spend their times on the internet bluntly making conceited comments on themselves for NO REASON. It's like wtf?

Say someone says "You're so pretty! odfggfdgd" and you're like, "Thanks." There's is NOTHING wrong with that. Nothing at all.

But if someone goes, "You're so awesome!" And you reply with, "Oh thank you, I'm also pretty hehe." And replying with the "I'm so HOT I'm gonna  die" comments with every waking compliment is just so irrelevant and unnecessary it's like...

Why??

But it's not just the self-centered comments that get me mad. It's also the pathetic people who can't take a compliment! (Or are just attention whores)

If a person makes way to compliment you, (which is hard for the people of human nature usually because we strive to be BETTER than others) than wouldn't you say thank you? Instead sappy people would say:

Nice person: You look cute today.

Pathetic human being: Oh thanks, hehe, no I don't.

So since you can't get the attention you want just taking a damn compliment you gotta pretend you have a low self esteem or whatever, knowing that you're attractive.

Okay. Wow.

So the usually non attractive people are in denial while the attractive people who KNOW they are attractive pretend like their self esteem is down the ground  for attention. Quit fishing you whiny idiots!!

Not that I have anything against non attractive people for having great self esteem or anything, it's just how they repeat themselves. By all means tweet how hot and awesome you are, but don't sound like a broken record and post the shit everyday. Because frankly, we know you're hot, and that's been established - so let the compliments come to you, not chasing after them! 

And, if you're not hot, then thumbs up for having a good self esteem, thumbs down for repeating yourself. It's irrelevant.

As for the losers who think it's okay to pretend to have a low self esteem for attention, get a hobby.

Because I will not pity you, and the people who do are idiots. Kthx.

I just needed to air that out. Like seriously.

Silent Readers + Xiaxue + Kdrama

I haven't posted in a long time, but I don't owe you bakas and apology. I have a life along with school.

Anyways, I was looking at my stats/archives/whatever you want to call it and saw how many views I've gotten on each post. I'm pretty satisfied with that...however I get no comments. Really?! Really?! Lol I kid. But really, some of you silent readers should start commenting. I really appreciate what you have to say about my obnoxious rants kthx ^.^

So I've turned into a huge weeaboo this week lately and started watching a Kdrama called "Innocent Man". Aside from a man framing himself for his crush's crime and being in jail for 5 years finally to get into the gigolo business when he's released, it's pretty good.

P-p-p-poker face.

Okay, so anyways, I was browsing all over blogspot and let me tell you - I am now addicted to Xiaxue. I don't know what it is, but her blog is very...I don't know, kawaii-desu? Okay, let me stop with the weeaboo shit.

Xiaxue.

Okay, that's it for today. I should probably get out of weeaboo mode now.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not really a weeaboo.

Kanye West Tweets: "Just F****d Kim"

If you don't know, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are a "couple". Probably the fakest couple I've ever heard of, but they're a couple anyway.

Kim and a sweaty Kanye with some dude that's even sweatier.

A few days ago, very late at night/early morning, Kanye posted a tweet about Kim, which was quickly - and I repeat - quickly deleted. Here is the actual tweet that some people managed to get:

A tweet by Kanye, "I just f**ked Kim so hard" which was quickly deleted.

Did I mention it was quickly deleted?

Don't worry Kanye fans, this won't ruin his career, since he's already a douche-bag with a huge ego anyways. And he's also irrelevant compared to Lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj, etc. you get what I mean.

Extremely Unlikable Guys in Extremely Unlikable Television

So, we've all encountered those movies where there's that one guy who's just annoying, an idiot, a jerk, or a douche bag - in other words, extremely unlikable. So, I thought that maybe I would create a list broadcasting to my dear readers a list of these very unlikable guys, in very unlikable television so they can go "WOW! I knew he'd make the cut,". Now let's face it, it's not everyone's fault they get certain roles, but sometimes they are EUG (Extremely Unlikable Guys) in everyday life.

Let us begin!

1. Robert Pattinson - New Moon

Let's face it - he left Bella in the woods (the cold woods at that) after dumping her. That is all.

2. Robert Pattinson - Bel Ami

His face in the picture should tell you enough.

3. Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man

Okay, okay, he's a hero - but he's kind of a jerk when he's just Tony Stark.

4. Tom Hardy - The Dark Night Rises

He was Bane. Again, that is all.

5. John Mayer - Everyday life

No, everyday life is not a movie/show.  You do the math.

6. Shrek - Shrek, 1,2, & 3

Sorry, had to add him. A jerk in all 3 movies.

So there you have it. A list of 6 EUG's in television, and well, in some cases, in everyday life.

Kristen Stewart Cheats on Robert Pattinson - Robert gets a makeover

Usually your reaction to when someone cheats, is, either A. You become enraged, use physical violence or B. Handle the situation calmly, I.E working it out or breaking up with your partner.

But none of these were used when Kristen Stewart (you know, Bella? Wait, you don't remember...?) cheated on Robert Pattinson with the director of her recent movie, Snow-white and the Hunstsman. I don't know his name, and frankly, I don't care.

Instead, Rob spends 1,000 in cash for a MAKEOVER.

Yes, a makeover.

Apparently, in result of Kristen Stewart cheating on him, his self esteem was lowered. And so, despite the thousands of fangirls who love and adore him + the one who cried upon hearing the news, he still feels his self esteem is pretty much crushed because of one woman. And, if you get to play Bella Swan, you can do things like that.

I'm kind of just stuck on the fact that this all happened, like, near the showing of Breaking Dawn: Part 2. I've heard of extreme ways of advertising, but cheating? That's a new technique.

Oh, Rob, why?

Manic pixie dream girl

What is a manic pixie dream girl you ask? Well, since I don't feel like typing it, here's a Wikipedia copy and paste! Yay!'

"that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures."

Basically, those girls who are pretty imperfectly perfect and only shown in movies. Bubbly ones. They do nothing for any guy to like them, but they sort of do.

Okay, so, example no. 1: Kirsten Dunst's character is Elizabeth town!

2.   Zooey Deschanel  - 500 Days of Summer

3.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead  - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

4. Natalie Portman - Garden State

5. Zooey Deschanel - Yes Man

And, my personal favorite, but a little bit of an older one...

Katharine Hepburn - Bringing up Baby!

All the Stacy Glenn's of cinema!

Fear no Susan Glenn.