Sunday, November 10, 2013

The Power of Makeup

So today I decided to shop around for some kawaii-desu layouts for Le blog.

Even though I don't visit my blog as often as I should, I still ended up getting bored with the uninteresting black, grey, and white template given courteously to me by Blogger themselves.

But you know what I hate more than anything when designing a profile, or a website? (Well, more then the time and energy it takes) are those annoying little url's of wherever you got the layout from.

Like, you know when you're too lazy to do the whole HTML coding thing by yourself? So of course you go shopping around for already-made ones on these cute little websites...

So you preview the new look, and find that their website URL is written all over the layout. Like, wtf?!

Firstly, it looks hella cheap. Secondly, the whole world can easily find out just how lazy and unprofessional I really am. I really need to learn how to code. 

Anyways, I can't believe I started this blog in 2012 and it's kind of (not really) nearing 2014. Damn my blog is getting old, and I have no followers to show for it. And I know based on my trafficking that I HAVE readers. So can some of you silent readers/ghosts go follow me or something? I don't bite. ^.^

Yesterday was uneventful, and today will be the same. Basically I did my nails, sat around and watched a good bit of horror movies and ate. Since I haven't mentioned this before, yes, I love food. 

No, I am not fat.

So to take this entry off of my own problems, let's move on shall we?

I was actually browsing YouTube, and came across a wide range of videos in which Asian women who looked average/below average used makeup to enhance themselves.

Okay, she wasn't so bad looking before, falling in the average category.
A little below the norm, but not SO bad...

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE WILL DISTURB YOU. READER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
POW!!!

Are you pissing your pants yet?

When I first saw this, I had wondered how a man who looked to be over 40 years old could transform himself into a young woman.

And an ATTRACTIVE one at that.

The sad part of it all, is that unfortunately the girls who transform themselves cannot even achieve that level of attractiveness!! (Unless they're already attractive to begin with.)

Anyways, I was pretty scared to go on looking at pictures. And then I found this.

DAYUMMMM

These old, rough looking men are turning themselves into beautiful VIXENS!! Wtf?!?!

And, they don't even look like trannies or drag queens. They genuinely look like females. The world is turning scarier and scarier...

This shiz is scary.

Thing is, is you don't need to hire a professional stylist or makeup artist. You can do all of this in the privacy of your own home. Would I do it? No, not even if I looked like a dying donkey.

At least, I wouldn't walk around and present myself that way.

If I happen to find someone I am interested in on a romantic level, I would want them to accept my natural looks. Because when some boy finds a picture of them on the internet, with all the makeup on, they wouldn't think behind all of that is something...something dangerous.

Makeup is just so powerful.
Now if you're already attractive to begin with, it's not a problem. I mean, his hopes may get down just a tad, but not by much.

She fine tho.
But, I have the solution for EVERYONE! Ugly, pretty, fascinating, average, etc.

Just don't wear makeup.

If you're ugly, no one will expect more out of you. If you're pretty, you're pretty.

Simple, huh??

Anyways, I need to go back to editing my blog and jazzing it up. 

Signing off~
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