My First 2012 Post

Not that anyone cares to read/know, but this is my first post since the new year. I don't owe anyone any explanations...but let me just start by saying I've been busy with life. Why, you ask? Well I'm answering you with a question: Is that really any of your business?

Anyways, what I'm really doing is finishing my book up, which I won't share with you, one reason being it has a couple chapters to go and the other is because it's just plain terrible. So whether or not I post it, I'm not sure. I can tell you're dosing off, whoever you are. So now it's time to create a list!

How do you evaluate if you have a life or not? Here is a list and if you answer yes to all or mostly any of these questions, your life is non-existent! Time to buy it off of eBay and get it sent in a nice package for you.

1. Do you play on a virtual gaming site? Preferably something that has to do with ''magic'' or the ''mid-evil''? 
2. Do you watch hentai?
3. Do you have many online friends, and barely any real ones?
4. Have you gained weight? (obviously from hours on end sitting on the computer, duh.)
5. Are you ''popular'' or ''well-known'' to your online ''posse'' or ''group''?
6. Do you roleplay online?
7. Do you cyber?
8. Do you know what cyber means?
9. Do you have a high ranking on a forum?
10. Do you write fan-fiction?
11. Do you watch Yaoi or Yuri?
12. Do you know what Yaoi or Yuri is?
13. Are you in a very committed online relationship with someone? (I'm stressing ''committed''.)
14. Do you pretend to be someone you're not...online?
15. Do you come home from a job school, etc. and instantly find yourself sitting on the computer?
16. Are you apart of a chatting site?
17. Are you apart of an online fan club?
18. Do you find yourself on at one particular time zone everyday?
19. Do you stay up late at night when you're on the computer, and fall asleep when watching T.V?
20. Do you wear glasses?
21. Are you saying yes to a lot of the things on this list?
22. Do you get most of your items from online?
23. Do you buy...cosplay outfits?
24. Do you get on YouTube everyday?
25. Do you get on one particular site everyday?

If yes to most of these questions: You don't have a life.

If no to most of these questions: Congratulations! You have a life. Now go live it being happy you're not like one of those miserable weeaboos wishing to to be the identical twin of that chick from the ring.

I know, not much effort put into it. Hope you enjoyed yourself reading it anyways. Happy late 2012, and happy rapture!