Hipster Fads That Turned Mainstream

To be honest, hipsters bore and annoy me. Not entirely. But they think being socially awkward and completely ''unique'' is going to help them show they're better than anyone, which, they're wrong. It's not cool to take people like Lady GaGa and Grace Jones under your wing. NOT. COOL.

Hipsters have become mainstream. And if you happen to be a hipster, yes, you're mainstream. If you weren't mainstream people wouldn't try to jack your style or frequently bring you up as a topic. Yes, you're mainstream.

Hipsters don't care about being hipsters anymore. They care about all of their ''coolest new fads'' getting stolen to mainstream media. Oh well, it's happened so many times. And maybe if stupid Tumblr users weren't posting your stupid wannabe retro pictures on every page of theirs, you probably wouldn't be mainstream to this degree. I blame those hookers.

Anyways, I compiled a list of hipster fads that were turned over, used and abused to mainstream media.


- Warning. If you're a hipster, don't read this. You'll be butthurt. -

• Dollar store headbands going across your forehead. - When I first saw chicks walking around with this thing on, the only thing that ran through my head was ''WTF?'' and a whole bunch of ''Are you serious's'' played through my head. Not only are those generic dollar store headbands, but hipsters often use their own hair. Or something weird like straw. I don't know.
• Cliche a$$ retro pictures - I'm sorry, but why the hell is it that whenever I go to check my Tumblr all I see is retro-y dizzying pictures of a girl's shaved legs with booty shorts on and cleavage showing? Is that the new 'classy'? I need to get with the times. STOP IT with the retro pictures. Just stop.
• Nerd glasses - I'm not entirely sure if the hipster's stole it from mainstream or vice versa. But now they both do it. And I'm just going to put my money on hipsters. Aren't hipsters all vintage and crap? Oh - and please stop being broke a**es and punching out 3D glasses. Just go buy some if you're that desperate. And little kids really need to stop trying to do that without knowing it's origin.
• Weird music - Just go to Stephenie Meyer's playlist for Twilight. Stephenie's creepy playlist. Obviously Twihards were going crazy for it. (in my opinion it's weird, sad, sappy music.)

Now we all know the truth behind mainstream - they steal other fads to make them their own. Silly mainstream!