Kanye West Tweets: "Just F****d Kim"

If you don't know, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are a "couple". Probably the fakest couple I've ever heard of, but they're a couple anyway.

Kim and a sweaty Kanye with some dude that's even sweatier.

A few days ago, very late at night/early morning, Kanye posted a tweet about Kim, which was quickly - and I repeat - quickly deleted. Here is the actual tweet that some people managed to get:

A tweet by Kanye, "I just f**ked Kim so hard" which was quickly deleted.

Did I mention it was quickly deleted?

Don't worry Kanye fans, this won't ruin his career, since he's already a douche-bag with a huge ego anyways. And he's also irrelevant compared to Lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj, etc. you get what I mean.

Extremely Unlikable Guys in Extremely Unlikable Television

So, we've all encountered those movies where there's that one guy who's just annoying, an idiot, a jerk, or a douche bag - in other words, extremely unlikable. So, I thought that maybe I would create a list broadcasting to my dear readers a list of these very unlikable guys, in very unlikable television so they can go "WOW! I knew he'd make the cut,". Now let's face it, it's not everyone's fault they get certain roles, but sometimes they are EUG (Extremely Unlikable Guys) in everyday life.

Let us begin!

1. Robert Pattinson - New Moon

Let's face it - he left Bella in the woods (the cold woods at that) after dumping her. That is all.

2. Robert Pattinson - Bel Ami

His face in the picture should tell you enough.

3. Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man

Okay, okay, he's a hero - but he's kind of a jerk when he's just Tony Stark.

4. Tom Hardy - The Dark Night Rises

He was Bane. Again, that is all.

5. John Mayer - Everyday life

No, everyday life is not a movie/show.  You do the math.

6. Shrek - Shrek, 1,2, & 3

Sorry, had to add him. A jerk in all 3 movies.

So there you have it. A list of 6 EUG's in television, and well, in some cases, in everyday life.

Kristen Stewart Cheats on Robert Pattinson - Robert gets a makeover

Usually your reaction to when someone cheats, is, either A. You become enraged, use physical violence or B. Handle the situation calmly, I.E working it out or breaking up with your partner.

But none of these were used when Kristen Stewart (you know, Bella? Wait, you don't remember...?) cheated on Robert Pattinson with the director of her recent movie, Snow-white and the Hunstsman. I don't know his name, and frankly, I don't care.

Instead, Rob spends 1,000 in cash for a MAKEOVER.

Yes, a makeover.

Apparently, in result of Kristen Stewart cheating on him, his self esteem was lowered. And so, despite the thousands of fangirls who love and adore him + the one who cried upon hearing the news, he still feels his self esteem is pretty much crushed because of one woman. And, if you get to play Bella Swan, you can do things like that.

I'm kind of just stuck on the fact that this all happened, like, near the showing of Breaking Dawn: Part 2. I've heard of extreme ways of advertising, but cheating? That's a new technique.

Oh, Rob, why?

Manic pixie dream girl

What is a manic pixie dream girl you ask? Well, since I don't feel like typing it, here's a Wikipedia copy and paste! Yay!'

"that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures."

Basically, those girls who are pretty imperfectly perfect and only shown in movies. Bubbly ones. They do nothing for any guy to like them, but they sort of do.

Okay, so, example no. 1: Kirsten Dunst's character is Elizabeth town!

2.   Zooey Deschanel  - 500 Days of Summer

3.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead  - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

4. Natalie Portman - Garden State

5. Zooey Deschanel - Yes Man

And, my personal favorite, but a little bit of an older one...

Katharine Hepburn - Bringing up Baby!

All the Stacy Glenn's of cinema!

Fear no Susan Glenn.

My posts are really periodic + tumblr rant (not really)

Like I've stated clearly in other posts, why my posts are very periodic and there's like, huge pauses in between posts, is none of your business. 

Onto the Tumblr rant!

For my readers who don't know, (I know I have like none, but saying I have reader(s) makes me feel somewhat superior), Tumblr is a blogging site. But it's more like a site for hippies/weeaboos. So, if you don't enjoy rants, get out of my blog. Like, now.

I was recently watching a channel on Youtube and found this girl was really subtle, like...an introvert type. And so, she's into drawing and art and she's actually pretty talented. Well, she's dating this guy right, who, might I add, is a supposed "actor". Nice.

Anyways, soon she meets her online boyfriend and she's ALL OVER HIM. Like all over the guy. It's annoying, obnoxious, and like she hasn't had a boyfriend in years or something. Like, wow. It blows up all in your face. It's sort of as if she is bragging about her boyfriend. Oh, ex-loners. Yes, I said it. They're ex-loners. People who used to live a loner lifestyle? Get it? Ugh, nevermind...

So, anyways, that's kind of all I wanted to say. Tumblr is a very overrated site. And this really wasn't a tumblr rant.

Oh did I mention...I saw batman! Like, the day after the premiere. Nice movie.